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  2. how do people with really long nails wipe their butt? idk man.

     
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  5. "I SHAVED FOR YOU!" - my life

     
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  7. Feit Direct is so hot holy shit yes want but also I need $$$$

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  8. so today mom turned 44 so jake and i made a cake and dinner and bought wine and it was so much fun cooking and baking with him aaaahhh except mom was late by 2 hours so the food had to be reheated aka tasted crappier because i remember trying everything when i finished cooking and it was delish but then it was shitty and i was really tired but yeah we still all ate and had a nice time and then mom’s friends arrived and they got indian food and ate that too so yeah basically gr8 day but now i’m exhausted